After another week of bumbling around not doing very much Sarah has somehow found us a new venture to focus our attentions on (AND we can use our degrees!). She went to see a man about a proverbial dog and it now turns out we're writing a script loosely based on crime in Victorian England. Who knows whether it will work but at the moment we are nievely enthusiastic about it all and planning trips to the National Archives, once Hollie's Work Experience Of Doom (TM) is finished. So you heard it here first (don't be surprised when you see us on telly collecting our BAFTA)! Thats of course if this blog isn't published beforehand.
We are concerned at our lack of googleability (TM, again). Sarah being the frantically busy person she is tried to google this site the other day, to no avail. In order to get up the Google rankings we need
1) more people to view our site
2) possibly to name drop famous people so those looking for, say, 'BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE' or the classic 'ONE NIGHT IN PARIS' would see us listed and click away. If that's what you've just done, you're a pervert. But feel free to read the blog anyway, you never know you might learn something.
Speaking of which, in response to Andy's comment I did actually manage to do some research on the rumour that Lisa Stansfield was once allergic to her own saliva. According to the Daily Mail (yeah, I know) Lisa Stansfield did go through a period of being unable to sing or eat anything because she had become allergic to her saliva. I'm not sure how she was cured of this, but she was and thankfully for the music loving community she was soon back on top form.
Whilst at Tristan's house last night our good friend Emma came up with another good question which we will attempt to answer next time: Why is belly button fluff blue? Please write in with any suggestions. Or indeed questions of your own.
[Back to googleability, we've discovered that if you type 'Sarah Grun' into Google it does actually come up with stuff she's done. So in a vain attempt to up our ratings we're going to name drop my (Sarah Grun's) name as much as possible.
By Sarah Grun]
Having said that, people probably wouldn't be searching for Sarah Grun anyway.
All this googling is actually quite amusing. If you have a few moment to spare (and we do) try googling yourself and your friends. We've found one site describing Chrissie as 'lovely and smiley' and another dedicated entirely to Tristan. Have a go, see what you can find! We're going to do some more googling now.
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Ok, I'm going to up my geek level hugely with this (a rise I sorely regret), but if you want to come up higher on google, you need to get other websites to link to you. Google lists first websites with the most links in the world (eg because lots of websites carry the link www.bbc.co.uk, the BBC comes out tops). So if lots of pages say www.dont-get-jealous.blogspot.com then you'll come higher in the ranking.
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Anyway, so glad to hear you're both unemployed. At least you're not teaching English to snotty children! That said, I do get paid to teach kids about double what I did to serve booze to Michael Howard + Twiggy et al. So I'll shut up...
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