Big news, Hollie received her first rejection (cheer noises) yes she is now a lesser mortal like Sarah, but did she let it get her down? Nope! She drank tea and made a cake, it would seem that rejection has turned her into somewhat of a domestic goddess. Oh she also joined a temp agency, but that’s not as exciting as cake.
We are still being writers and have spent most of today working on your future BAFTA winning screen play!!!!! And then decided that we needed to be achieving more so set up our own PR agency and all before lunch! This being job less is a doddle.
We think that it is now time to introduce Sam to our readers. He is small fluffy and always there when we need him, he also smells a bit. Yep he is Hollies little dog. He is not and we must stress this a lap dog or a handbag dog, Sam is a foot dog (he sits on our feet). Having said that he may have to be upgraded for something handbag sized if we are to become Sex and The City-esque PR moguls. The reason we are mentioning him is that most of our readers will know him as something of an institution. After all he is 15 and a half years old (that’s over 100 in dog years we think) and has survived through many of Hollie’s house parties. This is despite once being dyed pink and hiding out under a bush, meaning he had to be coaxed out using Maltesers. Now in old age, unable to hear and slightly incontinent, Sam still manages to entertain us while we are lazing about… I mean job hunting. I might try and put a photo up so everyone can pay their respects to the living legend that is Hollie’s dog.
And now it is time for our occasional feature, Rhetorical Question Of The Day.
Where Are The Famous Lesbians?
Think about it, seriously. We can only think of a few off hand. Moira Stewart and Pat Butcher, obviously. Ellen. Jodie Foster. Anne Heche until she went all straight. There have GOT to be more. Answers on a postcard.
Anyway we’d better go. We’re meeting actual friends tonight and are so excited that we’re going to start getting ready now. Even though it’s 4.20. Yay! Sarah has lots of pretty new clothes to wear in a pre-emptive spending of her salary (but they’re clothes she can wear to work… allegedly).
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